Progress Report #146: Diarrhea, Willard Repellent!
September 26th, 2008 by Prophet Matthew JamesDear members of the Celestialnet,
Do to the fact that I had two batches of serious diarrhea last night I did not prophesy. Even though diarrhea in itself can be a spiritual and uplifting experience, Willard detests it! Therefore, he didn’t even come close to speaking to me in the night. I’ve tried telling him that diarrhea isn’t all that bad, but he just won’t listen.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
