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Progress Report #152: Nothing to Report!

Dear brothers and sisters,

I have nothing to report at this time. Except for the fact that Willard is away. He came unto me briefly last night, but it was insignificant and I will not report it.

May all have a wonderful day today, for Willard should hopefully be back soon.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

This was written by Prophet Matthew James. Posted on Tuesday, October 14, 2008, at 7:38 am. Filed under Mentation Report. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Post a comment or leave a trackback.

4 Comments

  1. I said my name! wrote:

    I think I need to find a new religion. This one isn’t working out for me. Tootles!

    Tuesday, October 14, 2008 at 12:02 pm | Permalink
  2. Prophet Matthew James wrote:

    This is sad, for Willard aids us all. For you must believe in yourself in order to believe in Willard. I guess you should try going back to the LDS Church, for they know what’s right for you. Make sure that you’re not gay though, because you’ll have to go to Evergreen, and we both know that’s not what you want!

    Tuesday, October 14, 2008 at 5:28 pm | Permalink
  3. I said my name! wrote:

    Been there, done that! Anyway, Willard actually spoke to me earlier as my throat was closing up and it looks like I’m coming back. That’s what he wants so that’s what I’ll do. According to Willard that’s the only way my throat is going to stay open. Think about that!!!

    Tuesday, October 14, 2008 at 5:32 pm | Permalink
  4. Prophet Matthew James wrote:

    Willard is very happy to hear that!

    Tuesday, October 14, 2008 at 6:32 pm | Permalink

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