Progress Report #154: Together Again!
October 26th, 2008 by Prophet Matthew JamesDear brothers and sisters,
Today I have been reconnected with the Celestialnet, and I feel great! I’ve been away on a Willard Quest and I did in fact have a vision.
I was in the wilderness and I saw a personage. I’m not sure who this personage was, but I think he called himself Old Man Dudeaux. He told me something very important. He said, “Your curse of Tnemyo’lp’menu will be lifted for the next month, therefore, set aside your Somniloquy Revelations, and only allow them on the weekends.”
After I heard this I said, “Thank you kind sir, for I shall listen and respect your commandment, and I’ll do as you say.”
I then thought to ask a question, and I asked, “Why do some people hate those who don’t vote?”
He completely ignored me and did not answer. But for some reason I wasn’t bothered by his actions, for I felt at ease and this very thought came unto to me:
My vote is about as insignificant as my very existence.
For that is all that happened.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
October 26th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Who are these people pressuring you to vote? Are they affiliated with the “Rock the Vote” movement? If so, they need to realize that your vote doesn’t really matter because it is the electoral college that actually does the voting.
October 27th, 2008 at 7:00 am
No, it was a lady at the local delicatessen, and she said word-for-word that she hated anyone who didn’t vote. And I know, that is why I said, “My vote is about as insignificant as my very existence.” Because it’s true. Think about that.