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Progress Report #157: Prognostication Negative!

To my fellow Americans,

It seems as though my prognostication back in September was wrong–and I quote:

John McCain is going to be the next president whether you like it or not. I feel there will be complications with his health, and therefore, Sarah Palin will become president. This will be troublesome, and the Mormons will start their trek to Independence, Missouri and establish a Mormocracy.

That is all.

May Willard be with us all!

This was written by Prophet Matthew James. Posted on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, at 10:04 pm. Filed under Mentation Report. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Post a comment or leave a trackback.

2 Comments

  1. The Other One wrote:

    What about 2012?

    Tuesday, November 4, 2008 at 11:08 pm | Permalink
  2. Prophet Matthew James wrote:

    For I believe it’s going to be the end of the world. That is what my sources tell me.

    Wednesday, November 5, 2008 at 7:17 pm | Permalink

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