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Progress Report #159: I Have Failed Mahalalel!

Dear brothers and sisters of this fine Celestialnet,

Due to the fact that I am not a true prophet, I have failed you yet again! I forgot to plug Mahalalel the Endurer into the Celestialnet last night. Therefore, the prophecies are nought.

Also, I joined facebook today. I felt that it was the right thing to do.

For now I’m off to the wonderful world of video editing.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

This was written by Prophet Matthew James. Posted on Sunday, November 9, 2008, at 12:42 pm. Filed under Mentation Report. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Post a comment or leave a trackback.

7 Comments

  1. The Other One wrote:

    Wow! I am very disappointed in you!

    Tuesday, November 11, 2008 at 6:27 am | Permalink
  2. Prophet Matthew James wrote:

    Don’t be disappointed. For I am only a humanoid with feelings just like you. The future holds many wondrous things…

    Tuesday, November 11, 2008 at 8:51 pm | Permalink
  3. The Other One wrote:

    Oh? You have feelings like me? I don’t think so Tim!

    Wednesday, November 12, 2008 at 8:30 am | Permalink
  4. Prophet Matthew James wrote:

    Why yes, I do. Think about that.

    Wednesday, November 12, 2008 at 9:49 pm | Permalink
  5. I said my name! wrote:

    By the way, it wasn’t the other one who said all those things. It was yours truly. Think about that!

    Thursday, November 13, 2008 at 6:31 am | Permalink
  6. Prophet Matthew James wrote:

    I’m thinking about it, and I don’t like it one bit, not even two! Willard doesn’t like this kind of mimicry!

    Thursday, November 13, 2008 at 7:54 am | Permalink
  7. I said my name! wrote:

    Actually you must be corrected. It wasn’t mimicry it was stupidity. Yeah, I said it!!!

    Thursday, November 13, 2008 at 12:25 pm | Permalink

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