I would like to take the time to talk about something very important to the Parasomnial Order. Time is passing for now, and time works as time changes time, and, the time is gone. Whatever do I mean?
I shall tell you in a few, but first, I must take the time to talk about the parallels between Willard and Clay Aiken. As you may already know, I was Willard in one of my past lives. (If you don’t know of the story, please refer to the Church Exodus post.) My point is this: I have heard from many of my followers about Clay Aiken’s past lives, and apparently, he was none other than Willard Richards. Is this true? and what does this have to do with the Book of Homilies?
Nothing, I noticed that when I write about Clay Aiken, people come and visit me. Why? I may never know. They don’t visit for long, for I am reaching the wrong crowd. But, thats the point – reaching the wrong crowd is going to make this Religion a reality.
Now, on to the Sacred Text known as the Book of Epistles & Revelations. It is a text containing collections of all my Sacred Diatribes written to the peoples of Myspace. The first six sections deal with all my issues with the Mormon Church, and, I try to get the people of the Mormon Mafia Group to listen to my Deprogramming Audio Tablets. For they’ll never listen, because they think I am crazy.
As for you, you might think I am crazy as well. But, just take a look around the site, and read the doctrine. You will see for yourself, that I am in fact not crazy; just unemployed! Remember to chose the right, and life will bring to you a rose. And not just any rose, a rose that will complete the cycle. It’s pretty much the Secret (not to be confused with the Laws of Attraction).
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