Dear brothers and sisters,
On this the day of the sabbath I chose to stay home to rest from my evangelical church going duties. Therefore, I decided to read and do my ritualistic incantations involving the mantra: “In the Name of Willard Pentameonus I Pray Thee.” During my incantations I received yet another vision regarding the incomplete facsimiles of the Septiteuch thereof. Two words appeared before me: ‘Retrogressions’ and ‘Asinine.’ I have yet to find meaning in either of those words, but, through further study and experimentation I feel I’ll be enlightened. I have come to terms with the fact that experimentation is necessary for spiritual growth. Two things that I know read as follows: ‘Retrogressions’ and ‘Asinine’ have something to do with the translation of facsimiles 1, 2, and 3 of the Septiteuch. And, once those translations are reveled unto me, the Septiteuch will be complete. In the mean time, I shall continue on with my search for higher meaning.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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