Dear people of the Celestialnet,
It is now that I must give thanks to the Lord our God(s) Elohim, and to the Holy Wraith of Akasha. They have given me a gift greater than anyone could imagine. For they have anointed me with the power of Somniloquy.
I have been reflecting on the past year, and found I am indebted to Elohim for his many signs that he has revealed unto me.
For he has led me to the Whitmore Library, where within, I felt the Holy Wraith’s exceedingly delightful presence; and I took up a book entitled Encyclopedia of Occultism and Parapsychology, opened it, and Edgar Cayce manifested before me. For I knew nothing of the man; now I know him to be the Sleeping Prophet. Before then, I thought I was the only one with the gift of Somniloquy. Cayce healed many, predicted future events, and changed lives; but as for me, I have just translated scripture with my precious gift. Maybe someday I’ll receive the gift of healing. For now I’m thankful for what I have.
Elohim has led me to the marvelous King of Somniloquy, Dion McGregor by way of Wikipedia/Myspace. Mr. McGregor was a man who would narrate his bizarre dreams in vivid detail during his sleep. I give thanks to his roommate who felt recording him was the right thing to do. I never thought it could be possible for one to have this supernatural power within, for I doubted the Lord. And I praise him for his grace; for it shows that with faith I can become one who can somniloquize like the great Dion McGregor.
Elohim has also graced my life with Google Alerts, where in which I found two fellow Somniloquists; the individual behind Sleeping on the Mic, and the individual behind Somnography of Somniloquy. They have showed me that I’m not the only one in the world who has the courage to post incoherent sleep babble on the various internets. Thanks, and grace be with the both of you.
In closing, I would like to give my final praise to Elohim, without you there’d be no Willard; and I would like to give praise to the Holy Wraith of Akasha, without you there’d be no communication with Elohim. Grace be with you and all your minions.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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