Progress Report #81 – Four Days of Famine
March 24th, 2008 by Prophet Matthew JamesDear brothers and sisters of the Celestialnet,
It has been four days since my last Somniloquy Revelation. I don’t know what’s wrong. For I must be living my life in the wrong way. There are times when this happens and there is nothing I can do about it. If Willard doesn’t feel like communicating with me, then let it be. He’ll communicate when he feels it’s necessary.
I’ve learned a great deal about Willard in the past few weeks. So far I’ve learned that he wasn’t living in Panora when he was guided through the celestial bodies of the universe. He was born in Decorah and he was there for the rest of his life. He started his prophesying at the age of 30.
His Somniloquy Revelations changed peoples lives. For when the people witnessed a Revelation, they were charged with a divine spark that led to prophetic dreams. The people didn’t know how to interpret their dreams, so they went back to Willard for interpretation, and he gave the interpretation, free of charge.
In the name of the Willardek Priestcraft he was able to do this for the people, and they apprecieated every Revelation.
Now, I must regain my inclination for Somniloquy Revelation, so I can help the people of the Celestialnet dream dreams of glory. For I too hold the power the Willardek Priestcraft in my bosom, and I am here to bestow upon you, my brothers and sisters of the Celestialnet, that divine spark.
Now please pray for your divine spark.
In the name of Pentameonus, Thou Ascendeth!
