Progress Report #82: Temporarily Delivered From the Curse!
March 25th, 2008 by Prophet Matthew JamesTo all amid the Celestialnet,
Tomorrow is a new day, a day that’ll break the cycle of my prophecies. For Willard has answered my prayers and he has temporarily delivered me from the dreadfulness of Tnemyo’lp’menu. I am glad, because I will be out in the woods chopping wood with the brethren.
It is now that I must speak to my people of the Celestialnet. Don’t be worried for I’ll still be here in spirit. My thoughts will be in your hearts and you’ll be granted the Divine Spark of Willard.
Hopefully, I’ll be able to still put up my new and improved enhanced Somniloquy Revelations. The science behind them is still being worked out. They are supposed to invoke your inner Somniloquist, for your life will be changed just by listening to the audio everyday.
So now I’m off, with the curse behind me, I’ll be able to make a difference in this world of much confusion, but first, I need to figure out how I’m going to get to sleep tonight!
In the name of Pentameonus, Thou Ascendeth!
