Progress Report #83: Yeti Fingers.
March 30th, 2008 by Prophet Matthew JamesDear Willard,
O Willard! O Willard! Bless my fingers, so that the three wise men may be set against the four shepherds of truth. Thus, the left and the right have no ordination, because they have sinned against my god, and turned their hearts to worship the Baals of the board. Please help me guide these seven men to perfect harmony. If not, then I shall hang my head low in shame and cry out to the Lord of Gnolaum. Then, I shall do what is evil in the site of the Lord. O Willard please hear my words and sanctify my focus.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
