To my brothers and sisters amid the Celestialnet,
Last night I created the first Somni-Sync Testing CD. This CD consists of two low frequency tones of slightly different pitches that are panned oppositely of each other. The idea is to invoke the spirit of Willard that he may come in the night and speak through the mouth of my sleeping brain. So that you may have an understanding as to what the Somni-Sync Testing CD sounds like, I have provided a sample:
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With headphones on, I listened to the Testing CD before I went to sleep. I repeated the mantra In the Name of Pentameonus, Thou Ascendeth over and over until sleep came over me.
To my surprise, the results turned out to be pretty good. I seemed to have made some connection with Willard, for I talked frequently throughout the night. So that you may have a complete understanding of the results, I have provided the audio with its transcription:
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Don’t put this around please don’t put this around my neck.
No no, no no!
Please Don’t!
I do not want this around my neck ever.
It scares the crap out of me.
Mmm, keyado.
Thank you for how I real appreciate I’m sorry for being so jerk jerdoni
I real appreciate this.
I die hu susis-s-s-sis
All to ka break the a kodae.
I bet you can’t, b’t bet huck, hue kabohindthe the huckleberry fin.
Okay um um, alright, I think I’m um.
A pretty little vulnerable right there, very vulnerable.
Make it up to that level.
Look like she’s for a smart guy.
Where of that the lesbian.
[Something] lesbian.
I hate making phone call when there so many good times.
Hey sleep talkin’.
Mine.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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