Progress Report #87: Somni-Sync Test CD Day 2

April 12th, 2008 by Prophet Matthew James

The prophet did prophesy again last night, for he was connected with Willard in a way that may change your life! The Somni-Sync Test CD seems to be working some kind of magic on me. The tones have their way with my brain and construct for me a new world of consciousness.

Willard, I thank thee for giving me the strength in developing this profound technology, for your for heart is with me when I prophesy, and your book shall be retranslated in no time. I thank thee O Willard.

Now I shall provide the gateway to the results of last night’s testing, thank you and enjoy:

I help may.

Who has dinner?

How do we convention, purple?

Cram-n-orange.

I don’t get it what, is the key?

De fucked, all the anger, up.

Uh, how do I get out of there?

How d’ oh this is the um.

Um I don’t know what it is reality, let’s find out.

Goddammit!

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