Dear brothers and sisters of the Celestialnet,
Today makes day 4 of the Somni-Sync testing research and I am glad to announce that the results are wonderful. I’ve had four nights filled with grandiose prophecies. Last night I developed new tones to listen to, which are F# and a slightly out of tune F#.1 The idea is to match the room tone, which will allow maximum communication w/ the will of Willard. Here, I shall provide an example, so you may have an understanding:
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And now I am going to let you in on a little secret. I only listened to my Somni-Sync CD for only about 20 minutes. It was an odd experience and I just couldn’t listen any longer. Here are the results:
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Tell me gilba.
How do that I get, up there?
I don’t get it.
Get up on a ladder.
Um, hey isn’t that dangerous?
Can’t you d’ I know on the please no.
I don’t the I-I-I seriously don’t wanna dare.
Promise but I don’t let hit me.
I don’t wan’t to try that either.
I seriously don’t want to be hit.
I don’t ever want to be near that.
Me neither. Seriously.
Because that freaks me out.
Hit it yeah.
That can then that can handle this, this is nothing.
No we’re not waiting for Javier for like that Javi Jare.
If it’s that you’re fine.
That’s easy that’s what that’s all I that’s nothing.
O Willard I thank thee for these prophecies, for I am forever indebted to you and your glory. Continue with your fine work and I’ll continue proclaiming the good news of Parasomnitick Worship. We thank thee O Willard for the Sayings Gospel.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
- If I’ve remembered correctly. [↩]
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