Progress Report #91: Somni-Sync Test CD Day 6
April 16th, 2008 by Prophet Matthew JamesMy brothers and sisters of the Celestialnet:
I’m sorry to inform you that last night’s communication with the all-seeing Willard was uneventful and well, a bromide. I will grant you access to the audio file so that you may hear what I’m talking about. But, however, the fact that I’ve prophesied 6 nights in a row, is still pretty good. So maybe there is something to these Somni-Sync CDs. Now please listen in the name of Willard and Science:
What’s that?
I don’t wanna die on that at day.
Why? That’d be kind of cool.
Not really.
Yeah it would.
No don’t, wait jump off this [laughter] are you serious?
(Soc)iety, future of my life, as a whole.
I’m confused, um.
Actually, this prophesy is kind of scary. It seems as though Willard told me about my last dying day. The evidence reads, “I don’t wanna die on that at day.” What day? When? How? Think about that, and pray to Willard for answers.
In the Name of Willard Pentameonus, Thou Ascendeth!
