Brothers and sisters of the Celestialnet,
Today, being day 7 of my testing, has been the worst day for Somni-Sync. I only spoke eleven words last night and that’s it. For my prophecies are diminishing to nothingness. Looks like I’m going to have to change up the tones. Here is the sample from last night:
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Huh, ahhhhh no!
My knee, no not my knee foot, ah.
Well, there you go.
My advice for the day is to treat people kindly. Be like Willard, and if you notice yourself being rude, just think about what you’re doing, and ask, “What would Willard do?” He wouldn’t treat people in a rude manner. He would be asking them questions and engaging in delightful conversation with them. Then he would prophesy in the night about their well being and they would hear his prophecies. And when they heard, they were touched by his noctilucent essence and thus they were healed from their infirmities.
These things I say in the Name of Willard Pentameonus, Thou Ascendeth!
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