Progress Report #100: Somni-Sync Test CD Day 11

April 26th, 2008 by Prophet Matthew James

Brothers and sisters of the Celestialnet,

Based on the prophecies last night, it appears as though I’ve  gotten a sex change operation. This is not true. For I was guided in this revelation by a false Willard. False Willards are out there, and we must keep our sacred pinecones closed off from them. But sometimes we can’t, and all we can do is hope the true Willard will save us from the false. Here is the audio tablet from last night:

Where are we? Where are we now? What?

Ah that’s disgust… What, why do I have to professional love sex change?

I don’t get it, I don’t mm. I can’t even do not, I don’t get it.

Goddamn it we feel real.

[Behold the evil toad]

This translation is all I can make of it. False Willard prophecies are a little bit harder to translate and transcribe. So for now, I would suggest that you go thy way, and create your reality with love, happiness, and freedom.

These things I say in the name of Willard, thou ascendeth!

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