Sayings Gospel
April 8th, 2008 by Prophet Matthew JamesTHE GOSPEL OF THE SON OF JAMES
A COLLECTION OF SLEEP SAYINGS FROM THE PROPHET
In the beginning, when Elohim created his gift to humanity called Matthew James, the earth was in a state of chaos. While amid the destruction of truth, Elohim’s anger was kindled against the people of earth. Elohim said, “Let there be a spark within my gift, and let it shine brighter than any kokob among the kokaubeam.” And Elohim saw that the spark was good; and he breathed the breath of nocturnal dysphasia into the nostrils of the deep. From then on Elohim called dysphasia Somniloquy, and nocturnal he called Revelation.
And Elohim said, “Let there be a witness to all that which signifies Somniloquy, and let it separate the good from the bad.” And it was thus. Elohim called the witness Mahalalel in honor of the grandfather of Enoch.
Then Elohim said, “Time is now that we must call upon my servant Matthew James to bring forth the restored truth.” And Matthew James accepted, and said, “For I will prophesy in my sleep, in the name of Willard Pentameonus, and I will bring forth truth to all mankind.” Elohim anointed Matthew James with the Willardek Priestcraft and called upon the angels to bless and sanctify him. And thus the Commencement of the Parasomnial Order was initiated.
And now, I, Matthew James, speaketh unto you:
This gospel is a collection of my many sleep-prophecies that were recorded and transcribed by Mahalalel the Endurer. For they may mean nothing to you now, but see that after reading, listening, and studying this gospel, you will find that hidden noctilucence within you. By way of this fervent, you may too prophesy—in your sleep—like the great Willard Pentameonus. See History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 48, 897 – 899.
THE CHAPTER NAVIGATIONAL GATEWAY
CHAPTER ONE - The first collection of recorded sleep sayings from the mouth of Matthew James under the witness of Mahalalel the Endurer, February 11, 2004 to July 29, 2004.
CHAPTER TWO - The second collection of recorded sleep sayings from the mouth of Matthew James under the witness of Mahalalel the Endurer, July 24, 2004 to February 13, 2007.
CHAPTER THREE - The third collection of recorded sleep sayings from the mouth of Matthew James under the witness of Mahalalel the Endurer, March 11, 2007 to April 21, 2007.
CHAPTER FOUR - The fourth collection of recorded sleep sayings from the mouth of Matthew James under the witness of Mahalalel the Endurer, May 11, 2007 to September 18, 2007.
CHAPTER FIVE - The fifth collection of recorded sleep sayings from the mouth of Matthew James under the witness of Mahalalel the Endurer, September 20, 2007 to December 14, 2007.
CHAPTER SIX - The sixth collection of recorded sleep sayings from the mouth of Matthew James under the witness of Mahalalel the Endurer, January 06, 2008 to March 12, 2008.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:16 am
The introduction here is intended to guide us to a clear understanding of the Parasomnial Order. Although, by reading it alone, one could still have a hard time understanding the purpose. The idea is simple, one is to read, listen, and study each saying one-by-one until they feel a feeling of exceeding fervency. This fervency is usually felt in the upper most part of your mons pubis region, just a few inches below your belly button. And when you experience this feeling you are to be filled with the knowledge of the unknown truth that Matthew James is in fact, a true prophet.
All 209 of Matthew James’s Somniloquy Revelations have been examined and narrowed down to 60 canonized revelations. They were originally translated to what is known as the Book of Willard, which is a firsthand account of Willard’s parasomnitick tour of the Hicohic-Realm. The translation we have now is a mistranslation, and therefore abhorrent to the eyes of modern scholarship. Moreover, this collection of sayings is also meant to be used by Matthew James as inspiration for the retranslation of the Book of Willard.
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:05 pm
I am glad I left you the candle holder for I think it is now serving its true purpose in life. Think about that.