Comments on: Chapter 1 http://www.pentameonus.com Bringing Back a Secret Society by Way of Tnemyo'lp'menu! Thu, 15 Sep 2011 20:57:31 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: sleeponthemic http://www.pentameonus.com/sayings-gospel/chapter-1/comment-page-1/#comment-522 sleeponthemic Sun, 13 Apr 2008 07:06:00 +0000 http://www.pentameonus.com/sayings-gospel/chapter-1/#comment-522 Haha, I picked a random one to listen to, number three. Maybe it is just a coincidence but I pretty much always do three farts in a row when I do them asleep. Made me laugh Haha,

I picked a random one to listen to, number three.

Maybe it is just a coincidence but I pretty much always do three farts in a row when I do them asleep.

Made me laugh

]]> By: Pentameonus Scholar http://www.pentameonus.com/sayings-gospel/chapter-1/comment-page-1/#comment-520 Pentameonus Scholar Sat, 12 Apr 2008 20:52:33 +0000 http://www.pentameonus.com/sayings-gospel/chapter-1/#comment-520 <strong>1.1-10</strong> Chapter one starts off with the first Somniloquy Revelation that was ever recorded. All were recorded in the apartment across the street from the neighborhood watch in San Diego, California. <strong>1.1</strong> <em>Chupa mi verga</em>, is Spanish for oral copulation. <strong>1.2</strong> You will hear this Evil Toad periodically throughout this gospel, for it is the sound of a flatulent named Tommy. <strong>1.3</strong> Documents the first time Tommy uttered the Sacred Triad. <strong>1.4</strong> Apparently this was the first time Matthew James saw she-breasts. <strong>1.5</strong> The music in the background is the music on Shawn Lane's instructional guitar video. The gunshot sound is the sound of a car backfiring, and <em>I'm shot</em> was Matthew James's response. <em>Stick my wiener in her</em>, is referring to a coital practice. <strong>1.6</strong> It was thought that someone had entered Matthew James's apartment and took his new amp, but all was a delusion. <strong>1.7</strong> Most believe that Willard was the one in the basket, but up until now, no one knows. This was also the first time Matthew James spoke the language of Bæyü. <strong>1.8</strong> It is not known what was said when he conversed with Korihor; all we know is that he did what was commanded of him. <strong>1.9</strong> <em>Broitherfadah</em> and <em>Blburbleble</em> are words of the Bæyű language. <strong>1.10</strong> Matthew James explains in explicit detail on how to connect to the Celestialnet and communicate with Willard the Unforeseen! 1.1-10 Chapter one starts off with the first Somniloquy Revelation that was ever recorded. All were recorded in the apartment across the street from the neighborhood watch in San Diego, California. 1.1 Chupa mi verga, is Spanish for oral copulation. 1.2 You will hear this Evil Toad periodically throughout this gospel, for it is the sound of a flatulent named Tommy. 1.3 Documents the first time Tommy uttered the Sacred Triad. 1.4 Apparently this was the first time Matthew James saw she-breasts. 1.5 The music in the background is the music on Shawn Lane’s instructional guitar video. The gunshot sound is the sound of a car backfiring, and I’m shot was Matthew James’s response. Stick my wiener in her, is referring to a coital practice. 1.6 It was thought that someone had entered Matthew James’s apartment and took his new amp, but all was a delusion. 1.7 Most believe that Willard was the one in the basket, but up until now, no one knows. This was also the first time Matthew James spoke the language of Bæyü. 1.8 It is not known what was said when he conversed with Korihor; all we know is that he did what was commanded of him. 1.9 Broitherfadah and Blburbleble are words of the Bæyű language. 1.10 Matthew James explains in explicit detail on how to connect to the Celestialnet and communicate with Willard the Unforeseen!

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