By: Pentameonus Scholar

Pentameonus Scholar — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 06:22:49 +0000

2.1 - 2.10 Chapter two continues from where chapter one left off. 2.1 Up until now Barney Hard Cap'n Poocock was unknown, for he is a mystery, and some studies have shown that he was involved with the war somehow. 2.2 Matthew James literally jumped into his fan, tried to put it back together, went back to sleep, and talked about in his sleep. Amazing! 2.3 Right about my dick, meaning uncertain, there could have been a comment made about the size of his member, and he confirmed. 2.4 The significance of the number 32 is quite grand, for I will explain when the other chapters are done. 2.5 Alma appears before Matthew James and reports that his bass and guitar were stolen. With Matthew's anger kindled against the Lamanites he curses them. The numbers recited are generally considered to be time signatures, except for the last one, seeing that there is no such thing as a 9/10 time signature. 2.6 There may be some evidence that Matthew James was signing while he was singing Beautiful Boy. 2.7 There are many different written accounts telling the story of Matthew James's lover named Riley. The account that most scholars agree with is the account that Matthew James never even knew a Riley. 2.8 My vagina hurts is a mistranslation, for it was originally penis. 2.9 All electronics were safe during the recording of this audio tablet. 2.10 Prognostication of the fall of Snaglesnatch and the rise of Pentameonus.

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