Chapter 3
April 19th, 2008 by Prophet Matthew JamesTHE GOSPEL OF THE SON OF JAMES
Chapter Three
The third collection of recorded sleep sayings from the mouth of Matthew James under the witness of Mahalalel the Endurer, March 11, 2007 to April 21, 2007.
What why how did you raise Joanneth? I’d I’ve never done this before. uh-uh. I remember to… Those are the biggest titties those are huge tits man! Those are huge how could you done… [The Sacred Seven]
2 Carbone no I don’t keinmircle. An na, you’d, ah come on. Blinks fillet mignon top tell me links. Please if you fuck me up I’m gonna fuck you so bad. Isfidital fuckin’ be pissed.
3 Wait wait what? I hit you? If… mmm, oh SHIT! Hey! Oh dang, watch your step dude. Look how far deep that is, I almost fell right there.
4 Wait wait help! Please help? One a my pin. I don’t even know what to do now I don’t even know how to do a hooker. I really don’t. I really don’t. Me neither. Me neither. Mmmhumm. [Behold, the Toad!]
5 I might find a mind’s fua. Five five fi-notes five… no n-n-n-no it’s five-three. N-n-no wa-wa-watch it’s three-two, no it’s two. So it’s five and eight, n-n-no three and five. Hey I don’t want a… I don’t wanna find some big hole. That’s what I’m afraid of; that’s why I don’t want it big. Yeah, I do not want donut, yeah.
6 I know we both did same one the same time. Yep, spell them both same way. Whole time; same time. Yeah it’s gonna be the same time. Right about the same time. Ah it’s so gay. The… oh eh you can’t have that.
7 Uh-oh… Ah man, what’s this one? What do you know? Did you know which one? You ever been before? That was funny. [Behold, a variation on the Sacred Triad]
8 How do you eat this thing? Do you just eat it one-by-one? Or do you… I think you eat it sliced—slice like. Then did you eat it one-by-one? Mmmmmm… Wait how did it… wait, what? Who what if it moved? T-U? or T-A-U? Ah, a bés a bæyű! That’s not the Vittle-vu. I don’t get this stupid Ish-dish thing, it’s so gay. Then Dawn do-aunt, I won’t tell it to stop. Mm, I hear it in my hand now, I can hear it now, it’s in there: I’m glad I can hear it.
9 I don’t wanna fight, I’m a claustrophobic. “That was a chicken dream,” said Boner. I want my shrimping daddy. Hip-hop hooray. That’s exactly… it’s a little stream, It’s more like, let me find better, pick tantamount, tantamount.
10 No! I can’t do that, promise me I can’t do that. No… Hell no, fuck that. That’s em ah, I’m Christ. Extra word just, n’nah.
April 19th, 2008 at 12:30 am
3.1 - 3.10 Chapter three begins with surprise and ends in surprise. 3.1 It has long been thought that the Toad croaked 7 times in a row. Audio experts have studied this tablet for 6 months and have found that the Toad croaked on three separate occasions and were edited together for one huge finale. 3.2 Matthew James was threatened by a wraith and was thus enraged. 3.3 It appears as if there was a dangerous hole in the ground. 3.4 Here is where Matthew James admits that he has no clue when it comes to prostitution. 3.5 A complicated equation is being worked how here. It is thought that this equation (known as the Hicohic Equation) will help one enter the Hypnagogic State of consciousness. 3.6 A continuation of that equation. One is to recite the equation at the same time with a partner. 3.7 The only reason this verse was canonized was because of the brilliance of the Toad. 3.8 This is a very important saying, for it is where the name of the Bæyű language came from. 3.9 Matthew James prophesies about his his future involvement with the DECLARATION OF WAR ON FUN as recorded exactly one year prior. 3.10 Matthew James declares that he’s Christ.