THE GOSPEL OF THE SON OF JAMES
Chapter Five
The fifth collection of recorded sleep sayings from the mouth of Matthew James under the witness of Mahalalel the Endurer, September 20, 2007 to December 14, 2007.
Let’s have a hike in what the fuck? Let’s go on, that’s from. I don’t know what the type fall, fall. I don’t know why, fall. 1,000 tapes a bunch from tape fell out of your, fell, fell tapes left too. I don’t know we were from number felf. How in hell did it do that? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, stop, stop, the rain’s pushing out.
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2 Wait are we playing a game? I don’t have my speedo. Shut the fuck up man, are you serious? Hey, where you going? Where? Why? No! I fi ni go strait to why do I go straight to it? Oh, ewe-hoo-hoo, are these real pictures? Are you serious? Penis! Ah look at the new one’s nasty. Em-um, did it go in? Where’d it go? It better not be in my hat. Weiner dinecting, wiener. Shields back from off.
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3 Wait what? I just need to hear your voice. I don’t know the name just thought up what your doing. I want, tails, ki, ha, na deo, ah, sh, nah, ready, hoe, car, neady set collar. Are you kidding me? Come on. Couldn’t not Jesus known that? Time, times, saice, and a rocket.
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4 Oh those things are falling then out there something. And they’re heavy as shoot! Shoot I don’t like this one. This one will bust my head open. I don’t know why I hate flying now. At where did I come from?
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5 Baddow dat, that’s so cool. Yeah you’re right about that. That it really is cool. I know of 2 from that perspective. Thing is so gross, oh. Thing is so nasty, yes that. Bad a bad a dew due, I’m bad up this man! But first of tap that, the giggle. I’ve ruin my footstep, man! Sorry Goog. I’m so close to…
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6 High willie when all, when all we going? Seriously where are we going? I’m not going on this. I’m going I’m not living there anymore. I’m getting up with you nuh. I don’t wanna go into any of those places, huh. Me neither, I love my new place. Ah drake it all. I’ll be the fat one. I’ll be really fah-funny!
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7 One love is de debt. They is the best de tum. Oh could I have these books? Can I count the old books? Ah, that one! That’s the one I want, that’s the one! Why haven’t you think they got you once? No I they got you twice. I remember getting you once. And that’s it.
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8 M-hm, So what are we doing? What are we doing a-ha-hm? A mobilizing robolizing! So what, mobilize from? It’s amazing. Ahhhh man! I love that I love y— I remember playing it with you before to. I think you played with the other one other one. Cube I think we played that 2 cubes, last time ‘Q.’ I thought they a they play with it 3 you ‘Q?’ God I remember booing at you. Think we did with 4, you me ‘Q.’ I think it was with ‘Q.’Funny, I think is was ‘Q.’
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9 Hawhat? What’s that o-chu-got-o-tell? A donurt pad? I think it’s a small one. What is this go go go uth-dethowha? What? Hey uhh… Uh, little one, which one was first? Chomuh, Chobet’s really good at what she does. Yeah she is… Chogut’s amazing!
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10 Yes ahondro, do sham dham. Comtemstaplah to le amda. Booliea, what the hell? What?
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5.1 – 5.10 After many months of procrastination, chapter five has finally been canonized. 5.1 1,000 tapes, are a symbol of revelation, it is said that the Prophet can have up to 1,000 dream-revelations in one night. 5.2 In times of old Matthew James used to play the game of water polo, where in which he would wear a speedo. It is possible that he was going to get back in the water and play a game among the Willardites, but someone led him astray and took him to his grandpa’s famous poster board of medically dysfunctional penises. 5.3 It is uncertain as to what it was that Jesus should have known. I surmise it has something to do with the Golden rule. 5.4 At where did I come from?, is the question man has been trying to answer for the past 6,000 years, and the answer is still unknown. 5.5 Goog was a very well known member of the Halcyon Church in Ohio. He was a strict adherent to the church and close friends with Abel Sargent. Later he passed away from nine days of starvation. 5.6 Here there appears to be two persons present. Of the two: one is funny, and one is apparently fat. They are both speaking through the Prophet Matthew James. It is possible that he is channeling two beings at the same time, or it is a being with multiple personality disorder. 5.7 That’s the one, is referring to the New Saint John’s Wort Version of the Book of Willard. 5.8 The letter ‘Q’ seems to have some correlation with the numerical values of two, three, and four. Most scholars would agree that this has some esoteric meaning, possibly containing eschatological themes. 5.9 It is unclear as to what Chobet is really good at. By the inflected connotation, it probably has something to do with a complicated coital practice. 5.10 Here the Prophet is speaking the sacred tongue of Bæyű and the meaning is unknown.
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