By: Pentameonus Scholar

Pentameonus Scholar — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 04:41:33 +0000

5.1 - 5.10 After many months of procrastination, chapter five has finally been canonized. 5.1 1,000 tapes, are a symbol of revelation, it is said that the Prophet can have up to 1,000 dream-revelations in one night. 5.2 In times of old Matthew James used to play the game of water polo, where in which he would wear a speedo. It is possible that he was going to get back in the water and play a game among the Willardites, but someone led him astray and took him to his grandpa's famous poster board of medically dysfunctional penises. 5.3 It is uncertain as to what it was that Jesus should have known. I surmise it has something to do with the Golden rule. 5.4 At where did I come from?, is the question man has been trying to answer for the past 6,000 years, and the answer is still unknown. 5.5 Goog was a very well known member of the Halcyon Church in Ohio. He was a strict adherent to the church and close friends with Abel Sargent. Later he passed away from nine days of starvation. 5.6 Here there appears to be two persons present. Of the two: one is funny, and one is apparently fat. They are both speaking through the Prophet Matthew James. It is possible that he is channeling two beings at the same time, or it is a being with multiple personality disorder. 5.7 That's the one, is referring to the New Saint John's Wort Version of the Book of Willard. 5.8 The letter 'Q' seems to have some correlation with the numerical values of two, three, and four. Most scholars would agree that this has some esoteric meaning, possibly containing eschatological themes. 5.9 It is unclear as to what Chobet is really good at. By the inflected connotation, it probably has something to do with a complicated coital practice. 5.10 Here the Prophet is speaking the sacred tongue of Bæyű and the meaning is unknown.

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