Chapter 7
January 6th, 2009 by Prophet Matthew JamesTHE GOSPEL OF THE SON OF JAMES
BOOK II
Chapter Seven
The seventh collection of recorded sleep sayings from the mouth of Matthew James under the witness of Mahalalel the Endurer, April 11, 2008 to June 21, 2008.
Don’t put this around please don’t put this around my neck. No no, no no! Please Don’t! I do not want this around my neck ever. It scares the crap out of me. Mmm, keyado. Thank you for how I real appreciate I’m sorry for being so jerk jerdoni. I real appreciate this. I die hu susis-s-s-sis. All to ka break the a kodae. I bet you can’t, b’t bet huck, hue kabohindthe the huckleberry fin. Okay um um, alright, I think I’m um. A pretty little vulnerable right there, very vulnerable. Make it up to that level. Look like she’s for a smart guy. Where of that the lesbian. [Untranslatable] lesbian. I hate making phone call when there so many good times. Hey sleep talkin’. Mine.
2 Tell me gilba. How do that I get, up there? I don’t get it. Get up on a ladder. Um, hey isn’t that dangerous? Can’t you d’ I know on the please no. I don’t the I-I-I seriously don’t wanna dare. Promise but I don’t let hit me. I don’t want to try that either. I seriously don’t want to be hit. I don’t ever want to be near that. Me neither. Seriously. Because that freaks me out. Hit it yeah. That can then that can handle this, this is nothing. No we’re not waiting for Javier for like that Javi Jare. If it’s that you’re fine. That’s easy that’s what that’s all I that’s nothing.
3 Do you put it on one page? What was that? [stutters] a up hard. The hard ones have hard this ones soft that’s not a s– it’s a soft from the hard ones run the hard day week ones are not hard. If we go to the weak one which are hard. They’re weak but we need two of em’ to make it hard which make two… On one we’re set.
4 Where are we? Where are we now? What? Ah that’s disgust… What, why do I have to professional love sex change? I don’t get it, I don’t mm. I can’t even do not, I don’t get it. Goddamn it we feel real. [Behold the evil toad!]
5 How did you learn how do a… I think Will knows how to do, Will? [Evil Toad!]
6 Ew gross! Oh It’s really corn-red. We could have sex with the titties. I doubt gotta get tre… That food stinks. That’s some disgusting fucking At-roast. What the fuck man? What happened? Aye what happened? So they’re doing it huh? Oh, they’re doing it all night long.
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8 I hate these ficky fack whites. I hate ficky one, one. I keep thinking, I keep thinking one’s in my pack back. I keep thinking it’s mine spit them out… Ah it’s pissing me off I keep thinking it’s mine… Really not fair. Der yer teyotta Gogalsome. Hm, sorry buddy totally forgot; spaced.
9 Ooh talk, their gonna are talk-a-talk and already already God talking god talk. / The fag is bot no… It’s easy Sepbinton. Do you wanna golf he’s easy in colfin’ he will cause he’s easy. Yeah, come on you dumb idiot. He’s entrice. He, he’s got… Come on buddy. Look at the double head. Put come on put you could do any-a-thing with any-other-thing. Nethdastet. Th… It’s cool cause it’s got like blades on it.
10 Ha, what is this? What is that? A penis. [laughter] What the freak is that? / [Untranslatable] I thought was this is the… the, skinny one right? On the skinny one’s the big one right? / Aulds snits guilt, that’s the best guilt commercial I ever seen in life… Well, you’ve seen it right Matt? Well we’re gonna watch it what again mall, keep your eyes pilled.
January 6th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
7.1 – 7.10 Here lies the second part of the Sayings Gospel of the Son of James. These recordings took place while testing the Somni-Sync technology. 7.1 By the audio quality, it is believed that this was still recorded on the prophet’s old microphone, just like all the previous recordings. Soon you will hear the brilliance of the new microphone. 7.2 It appears as though Matthew James was afraid of getting hit by a tall ladder. He was waiting for Javier, but, apparently, waiting for Javier was like waiting for Javi Jarre. Who was Javi Jarre? We may never know; he could possibly be a workman of some sort. 7.3 The prophet here was designing a new technology called the Somni-Sync Hypnosis Consciousness-Enhancement Tool. He was trying to figure out the sacred combination for making Consciousness-Enhancement possible. 7.4 This passage was inspired by a false Willard. It is said that false Willards are really out there. Their mission is to convert the masses to homosexuality. 7.5 It is not certain if Matthew James was asking Willard a question. It is strongly advised against to take Willard’s name in vain like this. 7.6 The two themes here are sex and food; the two great pleasures of the world. Also, it appears as though the prophet is obsessed with mammary copulation. 7.7 Matthew James here speaks in the sacred tongue of Bæyű. As of now, it can not be translated. Soon, after the coming of Pentameonus, the true translation will be revealed. 7.8 This was the first Wisdom of Willard Somniloquy Revelation. It brought forth the first chant in Parasomnitck Worship which is used to connect to the Hicohic Realm. 7.9 This prophecy introduces the importance of the language of Bæyű, i.e., God-Talk. This is how Bæyű communicates with our unconscious sleeping self. One must recognize the feeling right before one wakes from a long slumber, and if they feel the fervent in the mons, then then know they spoke with Elohim, through the mouth of Bæyű. For more on this prophecy: http://www.pentameonus.com/golf-does-not-cure-our-anomic-feelings/. 7.10 The Son of James here calls Matthew James by his first name, “Matt.” This was the first documented parchment where we find out that Matthew James is actually channeling a form of Pentameonus, or the Sleeping Willard. For more on this prophecy: http://www.pentameonus.com/guilt-commercials-where-did-they-come-from/