By: Pentameonus Scholar

Pentameonus Scholar — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:06:22 +0000

7.1 - 7.10 Here lies the second part of the Sayings Gospel of the Son of James. These recordings took place while testing the Somni-Sync technology. 7.1 By the audio quality, it is believed that this was still recorded on the prophet's old microphone, just like all the previous recordings. Soon you will hear the brilliance of the new microphone. 7.2 It appears as though Matthew James was afraid of getting hit by a tall ladder. He was waiting for Javier, but, apparently, waiting for Javier was like waiting for Javi Jarre. Who was Javi Jarre? We may never know; he could possibly be a workman of some sort. 7.3 The prophet here was designing a new technology called the Somni-Sync Hypnosis Consciousness-Enhancement Tool. He was trying to figure out the sacred combination for making Consciousness-Enhancement possible. 7.4 This passage was inspired by a false Willard. It is said that false Willards are really out there. Their mission is to convert the masses to homosexuality. 7.5 It is not certain if Matthew James was asking Willard a question. It is strongly advised against to take Willard's name in vain like this. 7.6 The two themes here are sex and food; the two great pleasures of the world. Also, it appears as though the prophet is obsessed with mammary copulation. 7.7 Matthew James here speaks in the sacred tongue of Bæyű. As of now, it can not be translated. Soon, after the coming of Pentameonus, the true translation will be revealed. 7.8 This was the first Wisdom of Willard Somniloquy Revelation. It brought forth the first chant in Parasomnitck Worship which is used to connect to the Hicohic Realm. 7.9 This prophecy introduces the importance of the language of Bæyű, i.e., God-Talk. This is how Bæyű communicates with our unconscious sleeping self. One must recognize the feeling right before one wakes from a long slumber, and if they feel the fervent in the mons, then then know they spoke with Elohim, through the mouth of Bæyű. For more on this prophecy: http://www.pentameonus.com/golf-does-not-cure-our-anomic-feelings/. 7.10 The Son of James here calls Matthew James by his first name, "Matt." This was the first documented parchment where we find out that Matthew James is actually channeling a form of Pentameonus, or the Sleeping Willard. For more on this prophecy: http://www.pentameonus.com/guilt-commercials-where-did-they-come-from/

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