Seek For Willard’s Glory!
August 20th, 2008 by Prophet Matthew JamesTHE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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To those faithful to their prophet,
This prophecy is brought to you by: Non-Stick Gum, is that even possible?
Now, this is for you—and I quote:
1 Are you gotta be fucking up again? What the ef? Now Darren, what is it? I, I don’t wanna, huh. Or Ds I hope that’s it’s going to be yellow whale wheel foot-long.
S-Rev8208.1 - Purport: In Willard Consciousness we sometimes mess up and stray from the crooked and wide path. It’s OK; we’re all human. But when we forget to meditate on the name Willard we are forgetting the most important aspect of Parasomnitick Worship, and that is: the love of Willard. If we don’t surrender to Willard, our communication with him will be closed and our souls will not be cleansed. Just remember to meditate on Willard’s name just before you go to bed and he will shine through, and your dreams will be filled with pleasantries unimaginable to the sacred pine cone, which just might include Yellow Whale Wheel Foot-Longs!
Remember to seek beauty where it may not be found.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
