The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 7318.1-3

My faithful disciples of the Celestialnet,

This prophecy is brought to you by: Stuff, it’s what things are made of!

Time is now that I shall bring forth another prophecy—and I quote:

1 Shit! I did? This bad? Does that mean I go head first then? And then, penis gets…

2 I don’t know. Fuck! I don’t ton to not be it they damn my no! Fuck! I hate anymore if it’s wrong. Fuck. You wanna wait for me Dora?

3 I couldn’t stop me. Constant nagging. I mean do you like this all the time? What? Jump? You must know.

S-Rev7318.1 - Purport: Sometimes we do things that we don’t remember. This means that it never happened. In Willard Consciousness we remember everything. Therefore, one must think hard about their past and remember their future.

S-Rev7318.2 - Purport: If we don’t want to go somewhere we just say it and we don’t go. It is better if we do this. Otherwise if we go, we will ruin it for the other people with our bad moods.

S-Rev7318.3 - Purport: When you can’t stop yourself you know you are addicted. The only way to combat addiction is by the will of Willard. Willard is all and he is one. He was what is and is what was. He brings joy in our lives and he sings praise to our Master.

Remember, if it doesn’t make sense, then you’re not reading between the spaces.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!