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Progress Report #38 – Slowly Becoming an Interpolated Plagiarist!

Yesterday I got started on the translations of my first Somniloquy Revelations. So far I have translated 21 Audio Tablets into Sacred Scripture. It is very exciting for I feel as if Joseph Smith is right here with me, glancing down at his urim and thummim strategically placed inside his top hat for he is simpering, because I am carefully scrutinizing his every move. Elohim has given me the power to concentrate on my calling in life and I shall thank him for that. Someday you will see Truth right in front of you, on your computer screen, emanating the profound words of the late Matthew James. I shall be translating all day until 3:10pm for I have an appointment with the DMV.

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