I Elohim, dwelleth in the midst of Kolob; I now, therefore, have come down unto thee to declare unto thee the works which my Lord thine Antegod’s hands have made, wherein his wisdom excelleth them all, for he rule in Uranus and Perineum above, and in Kolob beneath, in all wisdom and prudence, over all the creators thine eyes have seen from the alpha; he came down in the alpha in the midst of all the creators thou hast seen. – Willard 3:21
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