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Somniloquy Revelation 04:20:09

April 20th, 2009 by Prophet Matthew James

1. Oh yeah… Pardon? T’now? The doe-ding-dong’s oven.

2. (Laughter) It’s like pretty hairy right there.

3. Why is there? What in the world.

The Translation Report Says:
April 20th, 2009 at 9:15 am
Higgins was speaking to Roylard Thomas.

They were in town standing in front of Old Man’s General Store. Higgins was mantic in his ways of speaking. Some said he was a visionary; others said he was a madman. He spoke of a time-traveling oven. Roylard didn’t understand, “Oh yeah…” he said.

Higgins continued and elaborated on this time-traveling oven and Roylard interjected with, “Pardon, this doesn’t make a bit of sense, why do you speak of this doe-ding-dong oven?”

Higgins stopped and looked around for others who’d might be interested. He saw a lady walk by, and in laughter he said, “It’s like pretty hairy right there.” Roylard noticed where he was pointing and tried to hold in his laughter. Then Higgins walked away, leaving Roylard dumbfounded. He stood there for awhile and watched the people walk into the store. He didn’t understand this Higgins character, and asked, “Why is there–” then he stopped himself.

He saw Willard at a distance greeting Higgins. “What in the world is he talking to Higgins for?”

Roylard, confused, walked over and…
Bob Says:
April 20th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
I like how you prophesied about vanilla whiskers before the term was coined.
Prophet Matthew James Says:
April 21st, 2009 at 9:41 am
Hey Bob, what in the world are vanilla whiskers?