Somniloquy Revelation 04:21:09
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1. I suck at everything I try and everything I do I suck at.
2. I like him; I like his side. I think I think I’m not sure, but I– ew no, no. Not much, not so much.
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Willard was down and out when we was talking to Higgins. “I suck at everything I try and everything I do I suck at,” he told him. It was pretty sad to see a true prophet like Willard on the most southern part of the South Pole.
Higgins didn’t even detect the sadness thereof, he just went straight to his evangelical ways and talked more about the time-traveling oven. He told Willard that he traveled to the past and met the three virgins that Abraham saved at the alter.
“They knew who you were! They wanted you to do stuff to them, sexually!” Willard started to smile. “Yeah, it’s true,” said Higgins. “They said that they liked you and liked your side, whatever that means.” Willard laughed and asked, “Well now, what did they look like?” Higgins took awhile to answer, and “Oh, they were beautiful, all of them. One was tall, one was short, and one was just right. I tried to kiss the tall one, but she backed up and said I smelled of garlic.”
Roylard walked over and interrupted, “Willard! What’s Higgins telling you now?” Willard put his hand out to stop him from interrupting. “Higgins is talking. Please continue.”
“I was just telling Willard about the three virgins,” said Higgins. “You know what, they even knew who you were, Roylard. But they didn’t find you attractive at all.”
“Oh boy,” said Roylard, “I’m leaving. Don’t get too caught up in this tripe.”
He left, and Higgins continued to…
Wow! You have low self-esteem, even in your sleep. Amazing!
At times it’s rough, even for a self-proclaimed prophet.
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