Somniloquy Revelation 04:22:09
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1. Check this out dog. Yo, says dry. I’m a check this out dog yo.
2. I was going for a continue go for two. I was thinking of thoutain.
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Out of nowhere a horse sidles up on Higgins and startles him. He jumped a little to the right and said, “Check this out dog.” Willard looked confused and waited. “Yo, check this out dog yo,” and Higgins handed him a copy of this pamphlet called Christian Interpretations of the Sword.
Willard took it, looked at it, opened it, and said, “Seems dry, why do I want this?” Higgins was offended and said, “What I was going for was a continuation of the two bibles: Old and New. It’s that simple.”
Willard continued to politely look at it.
Higgins continued, “It contains the thoutain theory of biblical time-travel. It’s a universal theory where I am thou and thou are I. Actually, it’s more like a mountain of thous. It’s wonderful.”
Willard thought for a moment as the horse left a brown mountain of steamed vegetables, “He stole that from somewhere, but I just can quite put my carrot on it.”
That’s when…
I didn’t know they talked like Randy Jackson back in the 1800s. How neat-o is that?
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