Somniloquy Revelation 05:19:09
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1. I don’t want to be in here. I don’t want to make it any. Oh no. I don’t wanna get workin’ up.
2. Don’t, he don’t don’t don’t wait stop stop! Seriously stop I can’t get out now.
3. Huh, a these books under here, under here?
4. That Barry Warry. I forgot about that movie: Sidekicks. Barry Warry.
5. Go and to turn till you can’t catch all dem. Ska tur–
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“I’m stuck!”
“Get out.”
“I said I’m stuck!”
“Then just get out.”
They argued for about 20 minutes. People stared, and no one could figure out why that person wouldn’t help.
The people gathered round, some tried to help, but none could.
The one that could, didn’t; he just kept arguing with the person stuck.
It was odd.
People tried to reason with him. But he wouldn’t budge. They wanted to hurt this guy, but they couldn’t because he was too big.
Willard came along when he heard, “Don’t, he don’t don’t don’t wait stop stop! SERIOUSLY STOP!!! I can’t get out now!”
“What seems to be the problem?”
“He’s stuck here.”
“Well, then help him out.”
“I can’t”
“Well then, I will.”
Willard walked over and tried to get him out. He pulled and pulled, but realized he wasn’t strong enough. He asked again:
“Hey, pull my arm.”
“Why?”
“I need help.”
“Why don’t I just pull him out?”
“No, pull my arm. Trust me it will help.”
“That makes no sense, I’ll just pull him out.”
Now they were arguing.
It was getting late now, and the guy said to Willard, “Man you are an idiot, I’m getting him out now.”
And he did, and that was that.
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