The Parasomnial Order

And unto Abram, I, the Lord thine Antegod, said: Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the sebum of the thicket of which I commanded thee, saying—Thou shalt not eat of it, cursed shall be the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy kolobic life. – Willard 6:23

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Wait are we playing a game?

I don’t have my speedo.

Shut the fuck up man, are you serious?

Hey, where you going?

Where? Why?

No! I fi ni go strait to why do I go straight to it?

Oh, ewe-hoo-hoo, are these real pictures?

Are you serious? Penis!

Ah look at the new one’s nasty.

Em-um, did it go in?

Where’d it go? It better not be in my hat.

Weiner dinecting, wiener.

Shields back from off.