Somniloquy Revelation 09:21:07
September 21st, 2007 by Prophet Matthew JamesAnd unto Abram, I, the Lord thine Antegod, said: Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the sebum of the thicket of which I commanded thee, saying—Thou shalt not eat of it, cursed shall be the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy kolobic life. – Willard 6:23
Wait are we playing a game?
I don’t have my speedo.
Shut the fuck up man, are you serious?
Hey, where you going?
Where? Why?
No! I fi ni go strait to why do I go straight to it?
Oh, ewe-hoo-hoo, are these real pictures?
Are you serious? Penis!
Ah look at the new one’s nasty.
Em-um, did it go in?
Where’d it go? It better not be in my hat.
Weiner dinecting, wiener.
Shields back from off.
September 22nd, 2007 at 12:55 am
I have a cat on my shoulder.