THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 7108.1-3
To all apart of the Willard Consciousness Movement,
This prophecy is brought to you by: Criminal Tattoos, for there’s a potato chip on my shoulder!
Please take to heart this heartfelt prophecy—and I quote:
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1 I don’t get any of this bullshit.
2 Ah this is going to be so hot. I got to get out I got to go. Seriously, I’m going to blow up.
3 That guy’s funny, I like your style.
S-Rev7108.1 – Purport: 99.9 percent of what people say to you is a bunch of refried diarrhea. So you must filter out most of the corn and seeds in order to make sense of things. Willard says that life is full of lies, and I agree, because it’s true. There is no way around it. We must learn to accept the lies and live with them as if they were truth.
S-Rev7108.2 – Purport: When you are in a situation where you are trapped in a building that’s on fire, I would suggest you run to the bathroom and soak your sheets with water. Then, I would put the sheets over your head and mouth to cover up the smoke. Touch the door handle with the back of your hand to see how hot it is. If it’s too hot; don’t open it. Place the sheets under the crack of the door to block the smoke from coming in and don’t forget to call 911. For this is all I know. For more on fire safety try this: http://www.firesafety.gov/.
S-Rev7108.3 – Purport: In the time of Willard, a man with dignity once said, “You know that Willard guy? He sure is a funny man. How does he do it? He can say anything to anyone and they’ll always laugh. And not only will they laugh, but their ailment will be cured through the power of Parasomnitick Worship.” This is true. Willard was a great man and should be revered like any other prophet.
Take heed, and try not to bleed.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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