THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 124, pp. 18, 56 – 867.
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To the Companions of Willard,
THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY A WITTICISM OF WILLARD: FIREFLY TO FIREFLY, “THEY DROPPED THE ARSON CHARGES!”
For time has passed, yet again, and now I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:
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1 Eh-uh! How big is this freakin’ sta-dye? Onosus fuckin’ tiny! … That’s what I thought. I don’t get this stupid thing. I’m sick of it.
S-Rev729.1 – Purport: Now, this “Stupid Thing” the Son of James speaks of, is a metaphor; it’s a metaphor for life! Sometimes we feel down, and we just can’t figure out why. The philosopher in our mind tells us that we need to know why, and the psychologist in our mind tells us that we have been abused in some way, but what would Willard tell us? He’d say, “Don’t worry about it, just live and experience life to the maximum. Make the most of it, that is, if you can!”
Take heed unto Willard’s advice and never escape the true feelings of life.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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Thank you for your wisdom! I’ve been waiting for this for quite some time now thank you very much!
Did you like the Witticism of Willard?
Yes! It’s a nice touch.
Here’s another one:
YUM YUM
The “Good Ship Lolly Pop” was too good. The crew liked candy and all drowned smiling!?
Now think about that!!!
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