The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

THE EPISTLE OF MATTHEW JAMES TO THE SOMNILOQUY SECT OF THE

CELESTIALNET

WRITTEN BY HIS OWN HAND UPON WORDPRESS

Epistle to the people of the Somniloquy Sect of the Celestialnet concerning an old recording of a man who would speak his dreams while in a marvelous state of Willard Consciousness.

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Salutation

1 Matthew James, the prophet of the Parasomnial Order and holder of the Willardek Priestcraft.

2 To the Somniloquy Sect who are among the people of the Celestialnet and are exceedingly faithful in Willard. Grace to you and peace from Elohim our Phantasmagorical Father and our Grand Noctilucence Willard Pentameonus.

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A Man To Revere

1 Pay close heed to this recording. For it will change your life. Dion McGregor is a man of whom you should revere. How he did it, only Willard knows. For Willard was with him on those glorious nights filled with verbose somniloquy.

2 Go and listen to this record, and find it in your hearts to learn in the ways of Willard:

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Listen

3 Dear Uncle

4 Our Town

5 Peony

6 The Diet

7 The Gift

8 The Mogul

9 The Mustard Battle

10 The Operation

11 The Swimming Pool

12 Val

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Now Go And Sleep

13 Now that you have listened to this historical recording, I would suggest that you lie down and go to sleep. Maybe you’ll talk in the sacred tongue of Bæyű.

14 These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!