THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 12278.1-2
To all of my faithful Willardites,
This prophecy is brought to you by: THE MYTH OF CLINKING GLASSES, for we need truth!
Sickness enslaves us all; for I was sick, and now my computer is sick—and I quote:
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1 (Laughter) I hate this mother-fucking spay. I know I have the same cartoon.
2 OK, bring it back out. Now what we’re going back the hard way. We’re not getting back at all.
S-Rev12278.1 – Purport: Spayes are something subtle. They get under your skin without you even knowing it. They will haunt your dreams and you won’t even smell them coming. They are evil. Willard once said, “You are as evil as the spay that crawls within.” I think what was meant here, is that the spay is evil, not you. Therefore, you will never be at fault, that is, the spay is always at fault.
S-Rev12278.2 – Purport: Never give up. Never say, “Never!”
Take heed and never follow the spay.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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