The Key To Time Travel

January 28th, 2010 by Prophet Matthew James

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 4, pp. 36, 456 – 457.

SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 128.1

To the Willardites,

BROUGHT TO YOU BY: THE FIRST REAL TIME MACHINE, FOR WE ARE GETTING CLOSE!

And if it still hurts, travel back in time and fix it–and I quote:

1 [Mumbles] When it hits it to himself. Then a mossmo dick goes backwards, then it reverses through time, and then, a huge exploration. Awesome Bosom.

S-Rev128.1Purport: Here, Willard has found the key to time travel!

And that is all I have to say about that.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

4 Responses to “The Key To Time Travel”

  1. isaidmyname Says:

    You need to plant a device in your brain so we can see these dreams in action. Yeah I said it!

  2. Prophet Matthew James Says:

    What a great idea. Now we just need to figure out some way to make such a technology work.

  3. The Other One Says:

    Have you thought about placing it in your nose?

  4. Prophet Matthew James Says:

    No, I have not. How would it work? Would it go in my nose and connect to my brain? Then It’ll have an HDMI out?

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