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The Key To Time Travel

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 4, pp. 36, 456 – 457.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 128.1

To the Willardites,

BROUGHT TO YOU BY: THE FIRST REAL TIME MACHINE, FOR WE ARE GETTING CLOSE!

And if it still hurts, travel back in time and fix it–and I quote:

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1 [Mumbles] When it hits it to himself. Then a mossmo dick goes backwards, then it reverses through time, and then, a huge exploration. Awesome Bosom.

S-Rev128.1 – Purport: Here, Willard has found the key to time travel!

And that is all I have to say about that.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

This was written by Prophet Matthew James. Posted on Thursday, January 28, 2010, at 11:02 am. Filed under Wisdom of Willard. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Post a comment or leave a trackback.

4 Comments

  1. isaidmyname wrote:

    You need to plant a device in your brain so we can see these dreams in action. Yeah I said it!

    Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 4:10 pm | Permalink
  2. Prophet Matthew James wrote:

    What a great idea. Now we just need to figure out some way to make such a technology work.

    Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 4:37 pm | Permalink
  3. The Other One wrote:

    Have you thought about placing it in your nose?

    Wednesday, February 3, 2010 at 5:00 pm | Permalink
  4. Prophet Matthew James wrote:

    No, I have not. How would it work? Would it go in my nose and connect to my brain? Then It’ll have an HDMI out?

    Wednesday, February 3, 2010 at 5:44 pm | Permalink

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