The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

THE FOURTH VISION OF MATTHEW JAMES

TEXT WRITTEN PSEUDONYMOUSLY BY THE PROPHET MATTHEW JAMES

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 3, pp. 98, 1 – 25.

The fourth vision of Matthew James the Prophet, showing the true nature of Parasomnitick Worship. This visual demonstration is in the form of a music video. Music written by Rivel, for more information please visit his place of rest amid the Celestialnet, Rivel.org.  

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Waking State Initiation Phase One

1 It’s in the middle of the night and I’m getting ready to go to sleep. I walk down the hallway of the sanctum with the Book of the Willard wrapped in a sacred sheet. I am mentally preparing for my ritual.

2 I approach the altar and kneel. I thoughtfully and meticulously unfold the sheet so that the book will be ready for my ritual. Once finished with this, the majorah and teraphim reveal themselves unto me and I begin the core of the ritual.

3 The teraphim consists of: Liahona (or ball of curious workmanship), Tonto (Carl’s Jr. figurine), and Baby Jesus (or Tiny Bandaid Jesus). The majorah has six candle holders, each representing attributes of Bæyű’s consciousness.

4 I begin the ritual. I place each part of the teraphim in its place on the majora and begin the incantations. After each incantation I kiss Tonto 3 times.

5 I wave my hands in the air to thwart the False Willard’s out there trying to lead me astray. Then I prepare for the next phase of the ritual.

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Waking State Initiation Phase Two

6 Now I make my bed so I can properly transition to the Antipodic Existence. I bless all four corners of the bed and sanctify them. Then I throw the comforter on and it’s evenly displaced.

7 I sit in a semi-yogic position and I repeat the words, “Thou who seeketh the night, seeketh the light.” This part is very import for the repositioning of consciousness.

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Dream State Initiation

8 Here I lay down my pillow and I get ready for sleep. I close my eyes and pray to Willard, I say, “Willard, I have done my preparatory work, now please find it in your heart to bless me with a vision of the night.”

9 My consciousness starts slipping into the Antipodic Existence. For my mind is in a sort of hyper-speed thought mode and I start hearing voices and various noises. For I see paths to each idol of my teraphim.

10 This part feels real, but I can’t tell if it is.

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Dream State Cognition

11 I am now fully awake in the dream. I am in the desert of some kind and I am seeking. What? I don’t know, but I continue seeking. I follow my feeling of emptiness and explore my surroundings.

12 I see glimpses of a strange personage who is half black and half white. I don’t quite understand who he is. One half of him has long dreadlocks and the other half is shaven.

13 I keep on the path to what I feel is some sort of enlightenment. Towards the end I reach a beautiful waterfall. I look down and see a fire, then I see that personage that was following me. He looks me dead in the eyes and boom! He rips out his dreads one by one. I stand in awe. I feel the want to walk away, but I think he was trying to tell me something, so I stayed.

14 Then, I get sucked back to reality.

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A Message

11 I awake, and I feel around my right side to see if I have any hair there. Then I get up and put my teraphim away.

12 And I continue to ponder.

13 These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!