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They Had To Get Me!

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 1113.1

To all seeking the light by way of Willard,

This prophecy is brought to you by: Curry, for sometimes it looks like baby poop!

I bring forth, for those who are asking, a prophecy—and I quote:

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1 Ah look what they get they got me get that bitch cock, they got me good fucker. How the fuck? Goddamn! 

S-Rev11138.1Purport: In true Willard Consciousness we encounter people who like to joke around and mess with our minds, and, they like to try to bring us down. These people are weak, and they don’t know how to act otherwise. Therefore, one must stay strong with Willard, and he will inspire us to get those people back with something great, grand, and wonderful.

Never forget this…

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

2 Comments

  1. The Other one wrote:

    It’s times like these we all wished we had eyes in the back of our heads.

    Saturday, November 15, 2008 at 1:38 pm | Permalink
  2. Prophet Matthew James wrote:

    This is true, for in Willard Consciousness we all strive for those eyeballs, but sometimes we don’t get them and we get discouraged.

    Saturday, November 15, 2008 at 6:04 pm | Permalink

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