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Progress Report #4 – To the Masses of Kokaubeam!!!

Dear brothers and sisters of the Celestialnet,

Notice, this is an INTERPOLATION: I have changed my blog to the Parasomnial Order! And, I used to hangout in the Mormon Myspace groups, but now I just stick to myself. I was cast into Outer Darkness for my Diatribes on the LDS faith, and for my Songs for a Brainwashed Morman Child thread. That is all.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

This was written by Prophet Matthew James. Posted on Tuesday, January 3, 2006, at 2:26 am. Filed under Mentation Report. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Post a comment or leave a trackback.

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  1. Pentameonus Scholar wrote:

    This post used to say something else in regards to the Mor’la’Man Godhood. The Mor’la’Man Godhood has been destroyed for reasons undefined. It was cast into Inner Lightness because of the depravity thereof. Also, SnagleSnatch is no more, if you would like to know more about the situation, I would suggest contacting Matthew James for further information. -Richard Bushwoman

    Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 9:27 pm | Permalink

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