THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 9178.1-2
To all,
This prophecy is brought to you by: Snakes On A Plane, for its a movie about snakes on a plane!
I bring forth a kind of prophecy—and I quote:
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1 I wanna go home.
2 He’s kind of a manly face too. It’s kind of like a tribal ear-like African, some Voodoo.
S-Rev9178.1 – Purport: In Willard Consciousness we travel from place to place. We travel far and wide and we sometimes get homesick. When the pangs of homesickness strike, beseech Willard and he’ll calm you with soothing words.
S-Rev9178.2 – Purport: On our travels we come across some interesting people. Like here, we encounter an interesting Voodoo doctor of some kind and he teaches us in the ways of Voodoo Magic. It’s OK to learn from different cultures. Willard encourages this, for it will help us on our journeys through life.
Listen to that which is foreign, you might learn something new.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
3 Comments
I always thought if you were homesick you should just go home. What does Willard think of this?
I don’t know what Willard thinks about this. We shall find out tonight!
Good luck! Make sure to say a little prayer. That always helps in a time like this.
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