THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 1, 14 – 243245.
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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 3269.1-2
To the believers in Willard,
THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: LARGE HADRON COLLIDER, FOR THIS IS WHAT DANIEL THE TIME-TRAVELER WAS TALKING ABOUT!
It’s now I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:
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1 Now what are this? That girl’s really tall. Well you know what this looks like? Like what’s really tall. No she’s really tall teat. She’s really tall is it. Really tall girl. She’s like 7′.
2. Wait wait wait wait no no stop stop stop stop! I am not gonna hooth sar.
S-Rev3269.1 – Purport: While traveling through time by way of Willard Consciousness we, at times, meet some very tall girls. They are extremely nice to us and they have a countenance of joy and merriment. Please feel free to enjoy your time with these girls and do what thou wilt, for they are very lonely and in need of your tender loving care.
S-Rev3269.2 – Purport: The Son of James is reacting to something very important here. This concerns our future. Apparently, what this prophecy is telling us is that the world is falling apart. Once the world has completely fallen, we all must become Hooth Sars. For that is the next evolutionary step to our existence. What it means; I’m not so sure, but in due time we will find out.
I would now like to say thank you.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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