THE VIDEO-EPISTLE OF MATTHEW JAMES TO THE VIEWERS AMID THE
CELESTIALNET
A VIDEO PRODUCED BY HIS OWN HAND UPON ZR45MC
Epistle to the Viewers amid the Celestialnet concerning the new up-and-coming video that will soon be out for your viewing pleasure. What you are reading is just a test, please do not take this post seriously.
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Salutation
1 Matthew James, the prophet of the Parasomnial Order and holder of the Willardek Priestcraft.
2 To the Viewers who are among the people of the Celestialnet and are curious about Willard Consciousness. Grace to you and peace from Elohim our Phantasmagorical Father and our Grand Noctilucence Willard Pentameonus.
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This is ONLY a Test
3 This is only a test to see what a video would like in the form of an epistle.
4 Right now I am working on putting together a new little video for your viewing pleasure. Seeing that the curse has been lifted once again, I now have all the time in the world to create stupid things such as this.
5 The video that you are viewing right now is a video I did a few months ago. It was created for style purposes, which turned out okay. Also, it was shot in the Mahalalel Studios in Los Angeles, California.
6 Please don’t be confused. Just remember that I am still a prophet, and I will still prophesy in my sleep like I’ve been doing for the past four years.
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Why a Video?
7 Remember, this is just a test, for I am bored. And videos are neato!
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Willard is the Light
8 As I have said before, Willard is our noctilucent ray of hope. He cures us from our indolence and our laziness and our slothfulness, by way of opening our minds to his consciousness. He has taught to the people of his own time and now he is teaching to the people of our time.
9 By way of Somniloquy Revelation he is able to communicate with the people of our time and juncture. His message is important, so stick around for future revelations that, will not only help you in your life, but will change your life in many ways.
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Final Word
10 I hope you enjoyed every second of this video-epistle. Just remember that this was only a test.
11 These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth.
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