Welcome to the New Domain!
March 2nd, 2008 by Prophet Matthew JamesWelcome, people of the Celestialnet!
It’s time to turn over a new leaf and start things off right. Here at the new domain of Pentameonus we invite you, the people of the Celestialnet, to get involved with the new updates that are in the process of being updated. So first things first, we must say a few words in honor of the old domain SnagleSnatch:
Inside insight one could almost see into the future, right?
As for tonight, the future holds promise for a new organ ionization.
For once, it has shifted paradigms!
Under a new name anointed by the Son of James,
And by the power of the Willardek Priestcraft,
I, Pentamoenus, shall bring forth change unto all people of the Celestialnet.
O hear my words trickle down to the bottom while the note hits the brown (4-9hz).
For time is now, to decipher the life of the Son of James!
Praise Tnemy’ol’pmenu! Paise the Deyo’lp’menu!
We are proud of our new name and what it stands for. And we will strive to make things a better place here for all the listeners of Somniloquy. We won’t let you the people of the Celestialnet down. Let it be known that you will be invigorated when you learn that the Book of Willard is being retranslated into a new edition. For it will change the lives of the people who come in contact with it. And, Roylard will soon speak unto the people regarding the origins of the Parsomnial Order. So keep in touch and don’t forget to write down your dreams and share them with us.
In the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
