The Parasomnial Order

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 1217.1-6

To all amid the Celestialnet,

This prophecy is brought to you by the word: Sibylline, but I am a divinatory man!

Be thoughtful unto your fellow man, for this shall enhance one’s existence—and I quote:

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1 Doh vedega. How do you do that? Gotta be low, or high? I don’t know. To be high if it’s side.

2 Mm, which is mm’s my phone? I think I had the out. I did have the out, I think.  Yeah I think you did. ‘Cause you had the outty, I had the inny. Alright. No you took the middle.

3 Hm sti stuck. I don’t know what it is. It’s probably something. Could be, in the… Spread something. Could be diarrhea.

4 Ah, How do I get outta here? Uh-oh. Where is it? Where am I? A pry this-this a movie.

5 Uh, hey. Wait where am I? What the vagina!

6 Eh frogs! Ew what’s that? Something raw. It’s green.

S-Rev12178.1 – Purport: When bored, take three dice and throw them into a cup. Then add the lowest number with the highest number and write it down. Keep this number in your head at all times and watch the parallelisms unfold. You will notice that all numbers correlate with something. This is called Doh Vedega. Willard developed this long ago when he was loitering at the library.

S-Rev12178.2 – Purport: When phones get mixed up, I would suggest that you compare belly buttons. Whoever has an inny gets first pick. One would think that all you’d have to do is check your contacts and you’d know, but the inny/outty technique is much better, because it lies within the confines of Willard Consciousness.

S-Rev12178.3 – Purport: In Willard Consciousness, when we don’t know what something is, we first ask the question, then we assume. Our first assumption is typically diarrhea, because diarrhea is the foundation of a bad diet. Therefore, if you have a bad diet, then change your diet, and the diarrhea will no longer exist.

S-Rev12178.4 – Purport: Sometimes we lose the way. This happens. All I can say is that you will always find your way, always.

S-Rev12178.5 – Purport: In Willard Consciousness the phrase “What the Vagina” is meant to show that we have know idea as to what’s going on. For vaginas are complex, and most of us don’t have the slightest idea as to what they’re all about; we just dive in and have lunch!

S-Rev12178.6 – Purport: Yes, frogs are green and kind of raw.

This is much to imbibe. Read one word at a time and you’ll be fine.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!