THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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To my people of the Celestialnet,
This prophecy is brought to you by: Repeated Prophecies, yes, Willard said this once before!
Please find it in your heart to listen to this prophecy with the intent of bettering your lives—and I quote:
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1 Ah, what the hell is that? That’s disgusting. Diarrhea.
S-Rev7058.1 – Purport: In life, generally, some people are just not going to like you. Most won’t even tell you that they don’t like you. They will just say belittling and offensive comments to you in a semi-joking manner; which will piss you off, but, you can’t get mad at this person because this person is “above” you. When you find yourself in this situation there is not much you can do. So, I would suggest that you do the the same to them, but do it in a subtler manner. You must do it with Willard in your heart, or else they won’t pick up on what you are doing. If they call you on it, just do what they’d do to you, and say, “Oh, I was just kidding. Don’t take it personally.” This will make you feel better about the whole situation, and, the disgusting diarrhea-like feelings will dissipate when you next associate with this person.
Willard is great. Willard is Grand. Willard is wonderful. You should know this by now.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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