Where Do Endorphins Come From?
August 27th, 2008 by Prophet Matthew JamesTHE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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To all of Willard’s warriors,
This prophecy is brought to you by: Endorphins, is morphine really in our bodies?
And this, I share with all of you—and I quote:
1 I haven’t learned jack up, dug up. I actually do endogenous morphine. And that is endogenous orphine. Endogenous means within, and that’s it ba perdish per body per good sense.
S-Rev8278.1 - Purport: Endogenous Morphine plays an intricate role in Willard Consciousness. When we our in our slumbers, and we have those realistic dreams, our brains are very active–pretty much like when we’re awake. Sometimes we feel a great deal of stress during these dreams and our brains don’t know what to do. That’s when we–unconsciously–beseech Willard and say, “O Willard, my mind is in a state of chaos, and with your steadfast love I know you can help in this time of need.” After we say this, Willard answers without words, and he activates our pituitary glands and he then releases the endorphins. Now the stress thereof, is nowhere to be found.
He does this out of the goodness of his heart and he needs no praise. He wants you to find it in your heart to spread the good news about his teachings, and when you do, he will tickle your sacred pine cone in a way that’ll make you say, “Thank you, for your kind deeds.”
And remember, in Willard we don’t need drugs, just our brains.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!