The Parasomnial Order

I started writing this post about my walk last night and it turned into this long paragraph about some imaginary social event. It was pretty dumb for I knew it needed to be rewritten… Well, last night Elohim came unto me in the form of a ghost. He came by to give me a pat on the back for all my hard work at snaglesnatch. I said my thanks as he tucked me in and he then read me a biblical passage. I don’t remember which one, but it put me right to sleep. Also, my devices keep breaking on me. Yesterday at the Mother Church, my recording device was cursed yet again. I thought the teachings of the church were safely recorded on my disk until I came home to have a listen. The device spoke these words of horror unto me; “unable to read disk”. I felt anger spread throughout my body as I threw this device against the now dented wall. I then knelt down in prayer. I asked my heavenly father for answers to why this piece of junk of a mini-disk keeps giving me troubles. Then he said unto me; “just write about the Mother Church from your decaying memory. Listen to your heart and the words will flow.” I felt his presence ever so strong for I knew I hath made a successful communication. As you may know, my short term memory is far from good. I will try to give you gold but I am not sure how accurate it will be. I will listen to my palpitating heart in hopes to seek wisdom by faith, for I am Matthew James, Evangelical Enthusiast Extraordiniare, who was placed here for the sole purpose of bearing truth. By my praying to the Lord, I know I hath receivith answers, and some day I will muster up the courage to ask; “why is God the father a hermaphrodite?” But for now, the Zohar will show me the light to such multi-genital questions, for it knows of such things. Esther, I pray to you in search for these answers. And you shall answer or ye shall never be set free!